What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Michael! Marry me. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about...

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Don’t underestimate the Force. You don’t believe in the Force, do you? The Force Unleashed In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle...

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. He taught me a code. To survive. You’re a killer. I catch killers. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Road Kill God created pudding, and then...

But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways...

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle,...

Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love you, buddy! The Deep South Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Say it in Russian! You lived before you met me?! Ooh, name it after me! Oh, I think we should just stay...

Although Yahoo has made some slight progress recently, Microsoft remains the only company that can complete with Google in the search market. The Bing search service is slowly increasing its share. But it’s the Yahoo Bing Network (based on the company’s search platform) that has shown some very impressive growth this...

Things are new in Redmond this year. New faces, new leaders, new determination, and by the looks of it, plenty of new approach. With the bulk of its reorganization almost done, the company is now looking to take care of the business side of things. And nothing screams business than marketing. Now admittedly,...

Windows 8.1 touches upon almost every feature of the vanilla Windows 8, but it also comes with a bunch of new improvements — improvements like the revamped search experience offered via Bing Smart Search Guide. And now the company seems to be using this very feature to introduce a new concept of advertisement in...

Windows 8.1 comes with a totally revamped search featured, backed up by Bing. It allows users the ability to search for both locally stored files and the web, straight from within the Metro UI. And now Microsoft is ready to take this Bing Smart Search concept one step further. Redmond plans to update it with what it...