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Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight in shining armor. Keep your mind limber. You all right, Dexter? Born Free Watching ice melt. This is fun. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to...

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell...

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I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a...

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I’m partial to air conditioning. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are...

No big secret that Microsoft has a close collaboration going with a popular football (soccer) club around. Real Madrid and Redmond have signed a bunch of deals these past couple of years. A new ad that has just rolled out has everyone from Cristiano Ronaldo, Benzema and Gareth Bale to manager Carlo Ancelotti...

Cheese sells, these days, it seems. A tacky little Surface Pro 3 ad has become the best such effort from Microsoft, gathering more than 6 million views in just a span of a few days. Ads like this come and go all the time, but this one kind of resonated with users. And in the process, the holiday themed...

With the important holiday shopping season very much underway, a new Surface Pro 3 ad has kick started the year-end marketing drive for Microsoft. And it’s full of warm, fuzzy feelings. Whatever saves us from computer generated imagery combined with dubstep, I say! This new commercial for the company’s...

Apple is currently under fire on a few fronts including iOS 8 and the iPhone 6, but Microsoft is continuing the assault with new Cortana vs Siri ads. Two new ones, this time. The only problem is that have stopped being funny. Redmond released a bunch of Cortana vs Siri commercials in the last couple of...